What the heck!?

Have you ever had a day when you feel like the best thing would have been to have pretended to be sick and stay in bed??

That was my today. Getting to the Y this morning was a disaster! Scotty just went off track and the boys were hyper!! I wanted to be at the Y at 9 but didn't get out of the door until then and well....did I mention that they were hyper??

I get to Pilates in time though, but I missed my circut training...Take the kids to swimming lessons. Although we were a few minutes late because both of them had to poop...whatever!

Leave the Y for COSTCO because we are out of just about everything. Get there and get all of the kids out and David is wet. He peed on himself!!! I don't have any clothes for him so we head back home...with the boys crying because they love COSTCO...

It is only day one and Scotty is complaining that he is bored already!! I threatend to enroll him in Red Track so I could send his lil butt back to school.

Everything spilled today...everything! The brand new gallon of red fruit punch. About 10 bowls of cereal (David only wants to eat cereal right now). Three glasses of milk. One Diet Pepsi. A package of corn tortillas. The Garbage Can. A box of Cocoa Puffs. The box of crayons and markers....EVERYTHING!!!

Ariana went to play in the backyard and came in with dog shit on her feet. And I did not realise that she had done it. I smelled it though and kept checking her diaper. Half an hour later I realised that there was mess all over the floor and up the couch...

I was so flustered from that! I took her to the bathroom stripped her down. Put her in the sink and cleaned her up. Took her to her room and put a new shirt on her. Came out and cleaned up all the dog crap! Ariana kept crying so I gave her a bottle and put her in bed so that she would be quiet while I cleaned up the mess. Tony came home just as I was finishing cleaning (half an hour later) and I was going to get Ariana out of her bed. I quickly handed him the baby and he asked

"What happened to her pants?" and I said
"I just changed her because she stepped in dog shit" and he said
"Oh...okay??"
and I looked at her and she did not have on pants...or a DIAPER!!!
Now there is pee all over her bed...change the sheets wipe the bed down...Fuck! I forgot that I was boiling noodles for dinner!!! Smooshy...oh well, eat it anyways! Mom is effin done!!

So I am thinking that this is going to be a rough week...espescially with my sister drama...

I can't wait til my party on Saturday!!!