Stoopid Doctor's Office!!!

I know I am no Beanie. My writing kinda sucks and stuff. And a lot of time my Blogs are me venting. Well...get over it! Here I go again!!!!!

I am still sick! The kids are all better or mostly better while I am feeling worse and worse everyday. Yesterday the Dr's office was closed, so first thing this morning I called and made an appointment. I told the office chick that I still do not have the insurance card but I have insurance. She said "No Problem! Just bring your group number and member number!"

Okie Dokie, I wrote them down on the back of my beautiful TSG business card and bundled up all three kids and myself and headed off for the Dr's office. I feel like shit.

I walk in looking and feeling like crap, holding onto Ariana and telling Scotty not to worry about the Pokemon card that he dropped in the mud puddle. "We can go to McDonald's and get another one" Trying to dig Raisins out of my purse for David, I check in.

I sit all of the kids onto the big fuzzy brown couch and pass out juice cups. I am a good Mommy even if I am sick. Then the evil office chick from hell calls me up. I tell the kids to stay on the couch and I walk over. Of course all three kids get up and follow anyways.

I hand the evil office chick from hell the card with the numbers that she asked for and explained to her that I have yet to get my card from the insurance but here are the numbers that they said they needed.

Evil Office Chick: "What am I supposed to do with this?"
Sick Feeling Like Crap Me: "I don't know, but that is what you asked me to bring."
Evil Office Chick: " Well, I don't have their phone number or billing address, what do you expect me to do with this?"
Sick Feeling Like Crap Me: "I still don't know, but again that is what you asked me to bring."
Screaming David: "Mommy I need more raisins!!!"
Evil Office Chick: "Well you are going to pay in full for this visit"
Whining Ariana: "I ant sum toooo!"
Sick Feeling Like Crap Me: "I don't have anymore raisins. I can't pay in full. I have insurance and I brought the numbers that you asked me for."

Evil Office Chick: "I don't know if this is Health Net, Pacific Care, Sutter Gould (and 10 others)."

Sick Feeling Like Crap Me: "Oh! It is Pacific Care."

Crying Scotty: "But Mom! I can't wait to get to McDonalds! I need that card NOW!"

Evil Office Chick: "I don't know if it is an HMO, PPO..."

Sick Feeling Like Crap Me: "It is an HMO. Scotty, wait"

Evil Office Chick: "I am sorry, you are going to have to pay in full. There is nothing I can do without a phone number."

Pissed the Fuck Off Feeling Embarassed and Like Crap Me: "Fine, then we will go." and I start packing the kids back up and dragging them out of the door

Feeling Like an Ass Office Chick: "Oh, you don't have to go. Let me ask the Dr what he wants me to do."

Pissed the Fuck Off Feeling Embarassed and Like Crap Me: "NO! When I called you said that you needed those numbers. I brought them. And I took all three of my sick kids out in the rain and the cold to come here. I am sick and you do not want to help me. I am going HOME!"


Feeling Like an Ass Office Chick: "Would you like me to reschedule you for later?"

Pissed the Fuck Off Feeling Embarassed and Like Crap Me: "NO"

Can someone tell me why in the hell this stoopid lady couldn't have let me in and asked me to call her with the number?? I was just in that office two weeks ago. Fuck her! I am so going to call her office manager and complain!!!!