5 Goofy Things About Me...
1. I HATE FEET!!! No joke, I really really do. Poor Tony I won't rub his or anything. One time he had a splinter in his foot and I had to help him and I kept gagging and running to the bathroom to try to vomit. Our first Christmas together I bought him a foot massager so he could do it his damn self...If you don't trim your toe nails or if they are yellowing trim and paint that shit before you come near me!
2. I am super scared of the dark. I am afraid to get up to pee in the night because I am convinced that there is an alligator under my bed that is going to get my feet.
3. I fall asleep while I am wide awake. According to Tony and everyone else I will be talking to them and having a full on conversation. My eyes are open and I am completely aware, but my voice changes. I can't drive alone after 9 because of this. I don't really believe them...but I guess a few months back I had to drive home alone and I was hungry so I stopped into burger king (asleep) and I ordered 2 bacon cheeseburger meals (i hate bacon) and the dude behind the counter asked for my phone number and I gave him Melissa's!!! Thank God he didn't call her!! She would have killed me. Be afraid!!
4. I hate spiders! I know that is probably normal but I always make Tony squish them. The weird thing is that I will not let him flush the dead ones down the toilet! I am afraid that if he flushes them that they will come back to life and get me (revenge is a bitch you know).
5. I had my first alcoholic drink at 28 years old. A strawberry margarita and it was yummy and now i crave margaritas! I have never smoked anything at all and I don't think that I have ever been drunk. I am probably the most boring person that you will ever meet in your entire life.
posted by dawn! @ 4:53 PM
2 Comments:
HA! You are naturally fun. You dont need nothing!!! I love you. And i have personally been frightened of the whole driving after 9 thing...ganja girl...HAHAHA
WELL THEY GOT A NICE WOMEN'S WARD ABOUT TWO MILES DOWN THE ROAD. PROZAC IS AN OLD MED AND I KNOW A WOMAN ON IT THAT WISHED MY KIDS DEAD. SHE STILL ON IT. AND YOU MIGHT BE HAVING PETITE MAL SEISURES AND ITS PROBABLY THE PROZAC. THEY HAVE MUCH MORE AFFECTIVE MEDS. YOU SEE ALL THEM OLD PEOPLE AT THE Y THAT LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC? YOU KNOW WHY DEY DO? THEY BEEN ON PROZAC FOR 30 YEARS, AND YOU GANNA BE JUST LIKE EM WHEN YOU OLDER. YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW DOCTOR, AND PROBABLY YOUR OLD DOCTOR IS SAY YOU DEPRESSED. DEPRESSED IS AN OLD TERM TOO, IT MASKS BIPOLAR, AND LOTS OF OTHER PSYCH PROBLEMS. YOU NEED TO GET OFF PROZAC BEFORE YOU BECOME SCHIZO. ALOS THE LARGEST GROUP OF SUICIDES ARE ON PROXAC. IT CREATES SUICIDES. SORRY, I HAD TO TELL IT LIKE I KNOW BEING A MENTLA PATIENT ALL MY LIFE IM FAMILIAR WITH STUFF. KISS YOU REAL HARD AND WET AND IM KEEPING MY FOOT AWAY FRM YOU, I AIT GOT BUT ONE, KING
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