Granny's and Pilates...

First I have to say, that I wish I was a better writer! I love reading Kings and Beanie's blogs. You guys are awesome writers!! K...

So I got up this morning and I was still sore! No joke! And to add onto the sore abs my thighs and arms are sore from the weight lifting class!! But I can not even tell you how good it is for me to be this sore. I need it. I am tired of feeling tired and ugly. I want to feel refreshed and beautiful. I want to be confident in my skin and right now I am not at all. I feel so ugly...

So I got Tony and Scooter off with lotsa hugs and kisses! And the babies were already dumping their breakfast out and I decided that it was time to get outta here! So I looked at my YMCA schedule and decided that the warm pool water would probably help me loosen up before Pilates so I put on my swim trunks and got the kids out the door about 5 minutes before the Sunrisercise swim class started.

I dropped the kids off at the Y's childcare and ran into the locker room to drop off my stuff and headed into class 15 minutes late. Mind you, I have never done this class before. So I was shocked to find the pool full of fluffy grandmas!! And they were so happy to see me! They were like "Come in! Come in!" they were beaming and bright eyed dancing in the water to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!"

So what the hell! I jumped right in and joined in like I had done it before. I had to take my glasses off though and I am effin blind without them. I think that the instructor was checking me out because every time I looked over he was looking at me, but since I am blind I couldn't make out the look he might have been thinking "Damn that is a sexy tall red head!" or "What the fuck is this chick doing here?" or maybe "How much plastic surgery has this grandma had to make her look 20??"

Then since I couldn't see I kept having to watch the Grandma next to me! And she loved it! She kept telling me that the instructor did not have a clue and to just do what she did and she kept telling me that I was doing it wrong and showing me the right way to do it. She was adorable and I love her.

The music was fun! It was 80s stuff. Like Wham and stuff and I started singing because I like to sing (even if I can't) and they started to sing with me. And then they started dancing and stuff! It was so much fun!!

We had to jog in a circle. It was fun in the water. Jogging in water rocks! So we did about 10 laps one way and the dude told us to switch directions. This is when I sealed my fate as the dumb young girl...when we turned around I couldn't move!! Seriously! All the grandma's could push through the water, but I couldn't!! The current was so strong that it carried me backwards and I screamed! And the grandma's laughed and laughed and so did I.

When the class was over they all wanted to make sure that I was coming back on Friday. I told them I would...and I will. It was fun! Have I said that it was fun enough??

On to Pilates. I didn't want to do it. I really didn't. I am so sore. So I kinda did it as much as I could. But I am so the bad student. I had the whole back row giggling! Even the lady who is a Modesto Police Officer. I couldn't help it! Sheryl and I were both so sore that we were giggling...at one point I watched Sheryl try to sit up and her whole body shook and quivered! It was so funny!!

But the most important thing about Pilates today...there was a big girl in there...big. And she did as much as she could and I am proud of her. But when the class ended the gay guy turns to her and introduces himself as "Efran" and he told her that he used to be 255 pounds! And let me tell you...he looks hawt now! Very buffed and sexy. And I weigh 255 pounds! So on Friday if he is there I am going to have my picture taken with him so that you can see and he is going to be my inspiration! I am going to be Efran's sexy mamma by this time next year!