Dear Jungle Burger,

I know I know...you are called In n Out. But my son calls you Jungle Burger because of the palm trees. So live with it.

Thank you for making a cheeseburger that all three of my children love. It makes me happy.

Thank you for not putting all kinds of chicken, fish, nuggets and other stuff on the menu. I like that I don't really have a choice so that I don't have to think when I walk in.

Thank you for giving my kids stickers so that they will shut the hell up while screaming through the drive thru.

Thank you for asking me how I am. Noone else cares that I just left the mall with two boys crying and screaming because I wouldn't let them play in the park because they were being real live monsters.

Thank you for the nice lap mats. I don't know...they just make me happy.

But why in the heck don't you just figure out a cup!!?? I mean seriously my two year old popped the lid off of his chocolate milkshake before we hit the first stop light. That shit is everywhere. And my daughter dumped the other one out a half hour after we got home. FUCK!!!

Try to do something nice and it just smacks you in the face...

I love you Jungle Burger
love
dawn