Just plain old Icky!!

Just about a week before Christmas I really needed to get outta this house! Beanie was sad and at home being a fabulous supportive friend. So Geeka and I decided to go do some shopping.

My goal was to get some stocking stuffing done. So we drove out to Ceres to hit up the dollar stores and Big Lots! Her little cousins came with us and they were on a mission to buy Hannakauh gifts for eachother.

I was so tired and giggly, that I hardly got any shopping done. I had the most fun giggling with Geeka and sending picture messages to Beanie.

When we finished up in Ceres we drove over to Modesto to go to WallMart. And I was so annoyed as soon as we walked in there because some stoopid employee actually pushed me out of his way. And I guess he was rude to another lady because as she walked passed me she was yelling
"Well he didn't have to push into me like that, ASSHOLE!" and I yelled
"He was an ASSHOLE!!!"

and Geeka said
"Dawn don't act like that!"

and I was like
"Fuck that! They are rude!"

Anyways....we shopped and I got annoyed because let's face it...WallMart shoppers are ghetto fabulous. And I am one of them, but please! If you are shopping at midnight you are ghetto fabulous!! And after about two hours or so (that is probably an exageration) we got into the long line. And I was giggly.

I was giggly because Sheryl's cousins are too cute and very funny! One of them bounced a ball so hard that it hit the ceiling and knocked a panel loose! I was cracking up like the whole time we shopped. But while we were standing in line I noticed Geeka's face. She looked confused and said "That lady has a lot of rubber snakes!"

And then her face got really really strange. And I looked and I didn't see it. And she said "HER HANDS!!" and I saw it!!



And I gagged. But I so took the picture. And I looked at all of the people around and everyone was staring. And then her cousin said "LOOKIT HER TOE!!!!"

And then I got sick because it was so long!! Her toenail was grown out over her shoe!! It had to have been at least a foot off of her to! And it was all painted and pedicured and jewled and shit. Can you imagine being the poor fucker that had to paint and buff that sucker?? I mean all of her toenails were super long, but the big toe on her right foot was crazy long!!!! And that was it!! I had to get a picture of it!! I had to!! So I abandoned Sheryl with my shopping basket and I went to the very front of the aisle.

There I stood with my camera phone in place. Waiting for the toe to walk past me. And then Sheryl's cousin Anthony started!!! He is special needs and absolutely adorable in everyway. But he started in!! "Look at her fingernails!! I have seen pictures like that in a book!" and then he saw the toe!!!

"That is a long toenail! How does she put shoes on?? All of her toenails are long but lookit that one! It is really long!"

It was so funny. And the girls were trying to shut him up, but he was curious and amazed. And he is innocent and sweet. Me on the other hand...I wanted a picture of that toe. I did. I wanted it so bad...And she walked by and I pressed the capture button...and I got nuttin! NUTTIN!!!

So when I got home I looked up long toenails online and this is what I found.


Keep in mind that as gross as these look, the WallMart lady was worse. I mean...they were bad people!

I will make you a promise though....Next time I see that toe I will so get a picture of it!