Anal Leakage Anyone??

My friend Sherly sent this to me....it is effin funny!!

DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY
> WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
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> Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM
>
> Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips,
> and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
>
> I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because
> they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
>
> The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which
> meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total.
> I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch,
> dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began
> enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what
> they dont fucking tell you...
>
> Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking
> electron microscope
>
> ...is that the primary ingredient is something
> called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin
> for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
>
> Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
>
> So today, while I'm standing in the living room
> debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get
> done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone,
> so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong.
> Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind,
> and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a
> fart wrapped in a pillow.
>
> Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat
> myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself
> sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been
> particularly attentive, it could easily have gone
> unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly
> covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the
> fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or
> gone for a drive, what then?
>
> So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe.
> before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and
> carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was
> light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle.
> You fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet
> that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute
> earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown
> marshmallow fluff.
>
> The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went
> through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get
> it all off me. So.
>
> I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had
> to be done. There I stood, water pouring down,
> cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain
> I'm clean.
>
> That was when I discovered that after using my hand
> to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand
> came back covered in some sort of transparent
> grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made
> water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very
> difficult to manage.
>
> So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
>
> You fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well,
> and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water
> to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get
> it to the point where I could use it again. It took
> me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker.
> I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right
> now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit
> again.
>
> Fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came
> from. its real. Fuck Pringles.
>
>
>
> Original URL:
> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html
>