All because my friends are bored

Two doofs Halloweenie Survey....

Do you ever Trick or treat for unicef? k, um seriously...can't we just mail em a check?? i am fat! i need candy!

Do you have a kid whos birthday is on Halloween? nope

Has anyone in your family ever died on Halloween? nope, but my neighbors husband did

Have you ever gotten stitches on Halloween? no, have you?

Do you have a black cat? I effin don't like cats! Sorry Kingy! I hate them! They make me sneeze and I wanna choke the hel outta them. Not really, I mean I do sneeze. But I wouldn't choke it...

Does it bring you bad luck? What? What are we talking about? The cat? I don't have one. But if I did it would because I am allergic and my throat would close up and I'd die...

Have you ever given head on Halloween? Tony said no...I can't member

What was the WORST costume you ever wore? I told you about that stoopid punk rocker costume right??

Why?
Cause I looked like a homeless dude!

Was it homemade?
Yeah, it was. I hated that!

What is your favorite candy on halloween?
Um...anything chocolatey. But not plain chocolate, it has to have nuts or peanut butter or caramel.

Worst?
Oh Gosh...I hate those stoopid peanut butter taffy things you know with the orange and black wrappers. Stop buying those you cheap asses!

Do you eat like a pig on Halloween?
You tryin to say I'm fat??

Do you lie to your kids and tell em you "Have to check the candy for poisen" before they can eat it and snag all the good stuff?
Yeah. So what?? Fuck off!

Have you ever just stayed online all Halloween night?
No, have you?

Have you contributed to our Halloween Blog?
No...I am too scared of ghosts!

Have you?
Um...need a hearing aid?

Imma smack you if you DIDN'T!!!
Come over here and smack me then bitch!

You ganna dress up this year?
Yeah!

As what?
An 80s punk rocker

Why?
Cause I wanna

I SAID WHY BITCHEZ!
You are a dork! Man!

Did you know that on Halloween you will be visted by three spirits??? Oh wait. wrong holiday.
Beanie...don't you watch that dumb movie 12 times every christmas??

Freddy Kruger or Jason?
Neither! Unless it is Jason McNeal and I will love to kick his ever loving ass

Which ones scarier?
Jason McNeal for sure


Do you believe in Ghosts?
yup

Witches?
yup...i am from salem ;)

Vampires?
not real ones, just people who wanna be one

Werewolves?
no

Demons?
hmmmm...not sure

Chupa-MUFU-cabra?
what in the MOFO is that??

What's the wierdest thing you've ever gotten in your trick-or-treat sack.
pennies...i hate pennies

What do you usually carve into your pumpkins?
I can't make up my mind...one year a fish, one year a train...i like punkins

Do you cook the seeds?
nope

Do you like the squishy insides of the pumpkin?
i do! i love to torment my children with it

What are you doing on Halloween?
um...chasing my children around the neighborhood stealing their candy

Wanna come to my party?
shut up! it's my party!

Get your ass over here.... (Bring some alchohol!)
k