Halloween!

Normally, I am excited about Halloween for the kids.

Last year we threw a big Halloween bash for Scotty's Kindergarten class. It was sooo much fun.

We had a pinata (of course), confetti sprinkled everywhere, a donut eating contest (no hands), poppers...it was a lot of fun. I should find the pictures so you can see. My house was thrashed!

Anywhoo, I haven't dressed up for Halloween since 1997! Sad huh?

Then Beanie told me that I must come to the Halloween party dressed up! What the heck? So I have been on line looking at costumes, hating all of them. I mean...some dumb ass skinny chick must have been the idiot who came up with the Plus Sized Costume ideas, I swear! It is just wrong! So, I am not going there.

Then something hit me!

In the fourth grade all of the girls were being Punk Rockers! Oh, how I wanted to be a punk rocker. My Dad was so into the costume. But to him freaking Steven Tyler was a Punk Rocker...not Duran Duran. So he sent me to school with some raggedy old clothes and a big ol tie. I looked like a hobo and I wanted to crawl into a hole in die. The other girls had their hair spray painted pink and purple. With glittery eye shadow and heart and star stickers near their eyes. With leg warmers and all kinds of flourescent clothes.

So that is what I am going to be. A punk rocker. And not a normal one either. The one that you wanted to be in the 4th grade. So I am going to look super sexy and stupid! Yay!!