King's Quiz

WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVORITE CRAYOLA CRAYON?
Granny Apple Green

WHEN YOU COLOR IN COLOR BOOKS, DO YOU JUST COLDR OR DO YOU COLOR AND OUTLINE YOUR COLORING?
Depends on my mood...when I am feeling down I always outline and then color...

ROLAIDS OR TUMS?
Tums, but only when I am pregnant

FAVORITE MEN'S COLOGNE?
Hugo! Oh my goodness!! It makes me very excited!!

CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN OR CLOSED?
Closed...unless I hab a cold ad i cand bread

DO YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE OR COUGH?
yes when i cough, i am a weird sneezer...i plug my nose and close my mouth. it really hurts!

HOW OFTEN A DAY DO YOU REALLY WASH YOUR HANDS?
every time i use the bathroom, change a diaper, clean up dog mess...who knows probably about 20...oh don't forget before cooking...25??

WHAT YOU SEXIEST MOST FAVORITE CAR?
My man in his Bug

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER?
It is oooooooolllllldddddd!

HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE?
Does the hamster named elephant count? we ran outta food and I fed him dry oatmeal, i didn't know that they couldn't digest it. it kinda exploded him....

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO?
i don't think so...been really pissed though!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN BATTERED HUSBANDS?
yup, there are some big girls out there!

DO YOU LIKE BATTERED FRENCH FRIES?
i have never had one! is it yummy??

DO YOU EVER GET MAD AT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?
yeah, i wish i could just wash and fold laundry without 20 computer breaks!

DO CLOTHES AND TRASH PILE UP CAUSE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?
yup...don't tell

WHAT DISH DO YOU HATE COOKING THE MOST?
any dish! i hate cooking!!!

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
i have a lot...Last of the Mohicans, Never Been Kissed, Wedding Crashers, Terminator 2, Grease...I could go on and on

WHATS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE MUSIC TRAC?
Storm in A Teacup by the Red Hot Chili Peppers (please download it and turn it up!!)

DO YOU ASSOCIATE MUSIC WITH PEOPLE YOU LIKE?
depends on the people. my song would be "You are relating to a psychopath" by Macy Gray (nudder great song)

WHAT WAS PUBLIC OR PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
Public school was rough. I had one soulmate friend. But I was bigger than the other kids and homelife made it hard to do anything social with other kids...i was an outsider

WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A REAL FATHER AND MOTHER AND GRANDPA AND GRANDMA?
wow...i don't know...my dad is awesome! he raised us pretty much alone because my Mom left us. according to my dad she was diagnosed bipolar and is not treated. my mom and i are best friends now but i just have to watch myself. my grammy lived 3000 miles away but she was my favorite person on earth. summer vacations there were the best, peanut butter fudge, beach, collecting sea shells. she called me "lovie" i sure miss her. my gramps is a retired lobster man and took us out on the boat. he is really funny and used to let us put make up on him. he still drives to the donut shop once a day to sit with his fishing buddies...

DO YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD IN YOUR CAR?
yes i do...even with the kids in the car!!

DO YOU HATE GOING TO THE STORE?
the grocery store? yes. i love shopping for other stuff though...without the kids...

WHAT MAKES YOU SNEEZE?
allergies

WHAT WAS IT LIKE HAVING GIRLFRIENDS AND DUDE FRIENDS (NOT ROMANTIC) TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU?
so much fun!!! we stayed up late giggling and just being silly. prank phone calls. lotsa junk food

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN A PERSON: WHINING, CRYING, OR RAGING?
whining!!!

DO YOU WHINE?
yeah, i do...but only in a goofing way unless it is tony

HAVE YOU EVER JUST POPPED AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WAS OR HOW YOU GO THERE?
yeah, i do that alot. thankfully tony gets it and all i have to do is tell him that i am gone and he will let me go...

DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL SELF IMAGE?
i would love to feel beautiful, self confident. i would love to not get nervous going to a new place. i would love to be stronger for my children. i would love to be able to express what i want and not be so scared to go get it...

DO YOU LIKE BLONDE HAIR OR DARK HAIR ON A GUY?
dark

WHAT DOES A WATERMELON REMIND YOU OF?
who is that guy who smashes them...that's all

DO YOU SEE FACES ON FURNITURE, LIKE A RADIO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE EYES AND WHATEVER?
i always find faces! that is another reason i hate the dentist!! i always see faces in the wallpaper...every single dentist...i wish i didn't search for them

WHATS THE BEST THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HELEN?
i like that she calls it a "willy"

LAURIE AKA LO?
where to begin? she is my soul sister. the one person in the world beside tony that i think i can tell everything and she will still love me...and her name is beanie....

LACEY?
she seems to tell it like it is

TOPHEY?
he loves my beanie with everything in him.

LIL SOUTHERN GIRL?
we haven't met yet...

JULIE Q?
i dont know her either

JULIE JULIE BO BOOLIE?
i love her name!

KING?
i am kind of addicted to king. he reminds me of myself. he is a sweetiepie struggling with many internal demons. i want to fly to his hospital and rack his brain...

DAWN?
oh gosh...my hair??

RICKY?
that he loves my kingy

LOU?
lou who??

GODDAMN I HOPE I AINT LEAVING NOBODY OUT IM REGUAR WITH?

WHATS YOU FAVORITE GIRLS NAME
Ariana

FAVORITE BOYS NAME?
Scotty

FAVORITE KIND OF DAY?
Rainy

FAVORITE COSTUME?
Fairy

IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FOR A DAY WHO WOULD IT BE?
Hmmm...Anthony's girlfriend...

FAVORITE GAME?
Oh! I love games!! Monopoly, Clue (I can't be beat), Boggle, and Star Wars Lego's on Nintendo

DO YOU EVER GO BACK AND BECOME THAT LITTLE PERSON INSIDE YOU?
Tony says I do when I fall asleep still awake...

WHATS YOUR WORST DREAM?
I always have scarey terrorist kinds of dreams where my children and I are helpless

DO YOU BELLIEVE IN ALIENS?
I can't talk about this...I have a serious space phobia...YES I DO!!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED?
I hope not..

HAVE YOU EVER FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED?
Nope

AS A CHILD DID YOU LIKE OPPOSITE GENDER TOYS?
I waned to be a boy when I was a teenager...I like opposite gender toys now

DO YOU GO TO THE TOY ISLE WHEN YOU AT WALMART?
Yes I do!

FAVORITE COLOR WASH CLOTH AND TOWEL?
I like the big beach towel ones with lotsa colors!! but if i hafta pick just one it would be lime green

HARD OR SOFT HOUSE SHOES?
bare feet

WHY DONT YOU PAINT PICTURES?
i do...only for fun with the kids

WHY DONT YOU SEW?
i hate trying to get the thread in the needles

"TENNIS SHOES" FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, WITH OUR WITHOUT SOCKS?
with!! otherwise they would be stinky right!!??

DO YOU ITCH?
I itch my scratches

ARE YOU EXCESSIVELY THIRSTY?
no

DO YOU LIKE POTATOES AND IF SO HOW?
yes...in my tacos. come over i will make them for you and you will love em

WHAT THINGS DO YOU COLLECT?
disney snow globes, sea glass, and somehow i have a lot of children!

DOES IT PISS YOU OFF IF A GUY GETS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DO?
that never happens!!

HAS YOUR MAMA EVER CAUGHT YOU MASTERBATING?
nope

TELL ME ABOUT IT?

YOU EVER SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW AFTER YOUR PARENTS WENT TO BED?
nope...told ya i am boring!

WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER LAUGHED AT STONED?
um...i have never been officially stoned. but beanie and i laughed our asses off after the concert about being so hungry and eating mcdonalds twice for dinner!

YOU EVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE DATE AND THE OTHER COUPLE FUCKED?
maybe when they went home...

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WALK HOME AFTER A DATE PUT YOU OUT OF THE CAR BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED YOU TO DO IT AND YOU DIDNT WANT TO?
nope

DO YOU GOT INGROWN TOENAIL?
no! do we have to talk about toes!!???

HAS ANYONE EVER STEPPED ON IT?
i am seriously gaggin

WHAT HAPPENED?
oh god


FIGHT OR FLIGHT?
flight

IN PUBLIC WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE BELCHES?
nothing...unless it is one of my kids and i hide

FARTS?
if it is silent but deadly i get annoyed...if it is loud i laugh

HAVE YOU EVER SLIPPED AND FALLEN IN A STORE?
i don't think so

DO THOSE BELL RINGING SALVATION ARMY PEOPLE PISS YOU OFF?
at the begenning of the season i like them. they make me think about the how fun it is going to be when it is cold, cookies, presents...then about december 22 i wanna kick them in the nuts

HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO THEM AND TOLD THEM YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY?
no, i really don't have money...

DO YOU ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE BANGS ON IT LIKE THEY GONNA LOCK YO ASS UP!?
hell no! i have a couple of drunk crazy neighbors...

IF YOU COULD GET A NEW HOBBY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
um...i would like to hand make my own cards

DO YOU WRITE LONG HAND LETTERS?
yup

YOU LIKE CANDY OR FLOWERS FOR VALENTINES?
candy! chocolates!!! yummy

WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?
a kitchen aide mixer, for all of my cookies...

GRANNY PANTIES, HIGH CUT HIP OR BIKINIS?
k...granny's for that time of the month, and then the otheers...i like high cut hips and boy cut

YOU LIKE MEN IN JOCKS OR BOXER?
i like boxer briefs

WHAT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR NEXT CHILD TO BE IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE?
a nudder girl

WHAT WOULD YO NAME HIM OR HER?
aurora

DO YOU LOVE TO BE PUBLICALLY AFFECTIONATE?
to a point...no tounge

ALL DAY SPA EXPERIENCE OR ALL DAY LIMO RIDE?
spa...but i have never been...

FAVORITE CEREAL?
honey bunches of oats with almonds

MALE OR FEMALE TEDDYBEAR?
boy...i refuse to believe that there are any girl bears...only cross dressers
YOU SCARED OF MICE?

OK THATS A WRAP, YOUVE BEEN SWARHUMPLED!

KISS KING
IM GONNA BE NICE SO YOU AINT GOT TO ERASE ANSWERS.