Cheese and Wine!

Oh! How Sheryl and I thought that we were going to sell outta all of our stuff. We did! We had high hopes! High in the pie apple pie hopes...

We ordered a bunch of our yummy "Favorites" sets. A BUNCH...and guess what???

People actually just go to Cheese and Wine Festivals to dress stupidly, eat fried foods and get drunk!! Did you know that!!?? That is the truth!

We had super fun though! I tried to take a picture of a wedgie to show you...and I almost had it. I did! I walked right up behind the lady and snapped her ass with my camera phone while I was walking by. And let me tell you...Sheryl said that it was not sneaky at all. She said that it was very obvious! My phone makes a camera shutterbug noise and not only that...but Sheryl started cracking the heck up when I did it! The lady turned around!!! But I kept on walking like I was just walking...I thought it was sneaky....I missed her ass...I only got her legs....dork!

Anywhoo! The wedgie was bad! Big and bad! Seriously it had to be causing her pain. I hope that she was wearing underwear because if not she probably has some serious chaffing issues happening today. You could make out her butthole people...bad!! I am not talking about sexy butt either...I am talking about fat ass, all wiggly jiggly wedgie! It was bad...

And I hope that Beanie can fix the picture that I took because our booth was right across from a bar. We so should go in there and get margaritas tomorrow...anywhoo...They had a lady bouncer. She was not ginormous or anything...but she was kinda chubby. She was wearing a pink bra, a pink see through shirt with a black see through shirt on top of that. You could see the rolls of fat! It was horrible! She also had on a pink belt with a belt buckle that said "Sexy" She thinks she is and someone does...but I don't. Cover up the rolls!! Oh and she was wearing black pants, but she had on nylons underneath and you could tell because they were too big and she had them pulled up almost to her nipples and you could see the nylon line cutting into her fat...just bad. But we giggled about her all day. You go sexy girl!

Tomorrow Beanie will come and giggle with us.

It is my last day of not being on a diet. So we are so having deep fried snickers bars!!! OMGOSH!!!