A List

I decided to compile a list of my so called "quirks."

I don't think they are "quirks." I call them "things."

And I never realised how many "things" that I have until Beanie and Sheryl started giggling and pointed them out to me. And it is kinda strange and funny. But they make me, me!


1. I am scared of little people. Midgets. Dwarfs. I am 5 foot 10 and they are so small it kinda freaks me out.

2. I do not want ice in my drink. If I don't have a choice I will take it but I have to have a straw. I don't want it to touch me.

3. Please do not bite popsicles or ice cream around me. I hate the sound.

4. I am seriously scared of the dark. Poor Tony has to turn off all of the lights in the house at bedtime. I am scared to walk to the bed in the dark because I think that an alligator will come out from under the bed.

5. Please do not flash the lights on and off in the house really quickly. I am afraid that a helicopter will land on the house.

6. Aliens. Oh my word aliens

7. Anything to do with outerspace. I hate it. It scares the hell out of me. I can't watch spaceships taking off. Or any space movies. I don't want to sit out at night and watch shooting stars because seriously what in the hell is stopping them from dropping out of the sky and landing in my yard. I don't wanna be laying there watching it plummet down into the earth to smoosh my ass. War of the Worlds scared the shit outta me. But I loved Armageddon but it had Ben Affleck in it and he is too sexy.

8. Feet. Let's just not go there.

9. The smell of marijuana brings me to a really bad place.

10. Val Kilmer...he is annoying as fuck and so is the dude from Escape from LA you know Goldie Hawn's husband. If one of them is in it I can't watch it.

11. The phone. I really really hate it. If you are one of the few people that I will call or answer to, then you must be special

12. Bridges. I hate them. I do. Only in California though. I am scared to be on the bottom deck during an earthquake because I don't wanna get squished. When we drive in one I have to put my hands on the ceiling of the car. Like my effin arms are going to save all of us from being squished...

13. Jammies. I love them, but I can't really chill out in them all day. And I want to. But I can't, I force myself to get dressed. I am doing good right now because it is noon and I am still in them.

14. Lip gloss...I just have to have it. If I don't I feel oooogly

15. I have a scrunchie addiction. I hate my hair to touch my neck. But I don''t like it short and I hate it in a pony tail. But I can't help the scrunchie. I actually crave it. If I can't find one I get annoyed. I have driven to the store just to buy something to put my hair up in. Even though I know that I look better with my hair down...

16. I can not sleep if Tony falls asleep first.

17. I can not sleep without Tony

18. I can not sleep with my kids

19. I used to have to have socks on all of the time. But since I had Ariana I hate socks. Which sucks because I hate feet. It really is bad news.

20. I wear my bra to bed most nights. If I go to bed without it I usually wake up to put one on

21. I am scared to death of the dentist. The noise, the smell the people. I feel horrible there. I have not been in two years. I don't want to go alone and I don't want to be awake. I want to be put to sleep but it is too expensive. And I have a lot of work to be done.

22. I am afraid to ask for help. I don't want to bother anyone.

23. I only say no to my children and my husband. Everyone else just about always gets a yes. I don't want to hurt anyone.

am i leaving any out beanie??