Reno!

Tony and I escaped! We had planned on going on Thursday and coming home on Friday. But...well...we had soooo much fun! And when we woke up on Friday morning Tony told me that he had talked to my mom and his mom and they okayed watching the kids for another night and we stayed!!!!!

I took exactly one picture the entire time.


As soon as we arrived Tony treated me to a much needed pedicure. My pigges are french with sparklies on them. The lady who did them was super mean. She stole my black flip flops because the ink was jacking the soles of my feet up. She made me walk through the hotel with these on...

i was mortified! I have serious issues with self confidence and walking through two casinos to get back to our hotel with these on was horrible! But I laughed my ass off and Tony was taller than me for a moment. Mine were yellow by the way...

Then we got dressed up all cute and we went to the Victorian Buffet!

I loved it. I really did! I am a picky eater. I like simple foods. And dessert. And that is what I ate. I had some enchiladas and a slice of pesto pizza. Then I had dessert. Chocolate Chip Cookies, Baklava, Cheesecake, Brownies, Chocolate Cream Pie...lots and lots of dessert. I didn't eat all of everything, but I had to try it all. They had the best chocolate chip cookies on the planet.

After that we went to a comedy show at Catch a Rising Star inside of the Silver Legacy


and we saw a really funny lady who called herself the Ranger of the Dork Forest. And she reminded me of me. And then this guy was the headliner

and his name was Kip something or other and he was drunk and funny as hell. He sang songs, funny ones. I laughed and laughed while I drank two strawberry margaritas.

Then we gambled and lost money. But we had fun doing it. And we sang along with some band that did cover songs while we sat at the bar gambling some more. We only gambled pennies...

We went to bed around 2. We liked the chair in the hotel room, it had stars on it.

Friday morning we went shopping. Hey! I needed new shoes because the lady stole mine and I didn't want to wear my dress shoes all day. So I bought some really ugly pink flip flops from Old Navy and they were only 27 cents. But they worked.

And Beanie reminded me that I needed my costume, so we did that too. Of course I lost the shirt that I bought


We went to the National Automobile Mueseum. Tony totally loved it and I think he got a woodie. I hated it, but I didn't complain. Not even once because he was in testosterone heaven. It smelled like fumes in there and I had a wicked headache, but I stuck it out!

We went back to Circus Circus where I kicked Tony's ass at the carnival games. And we ate at another buffet...more dessert people!

Then he decided that he wanted to see a show. So we saw this

All we did was call to see what show was playing that night and this was what it was. And they told Tony it was about cars and he loves cars so we booked the tickets. And when we got there we saw this

and I got a little nervous. But I noticed that it was all Grannys in line so I figured what the hell! And well, it was really really corny. Lots of boobies as I expected from the poster. But what disturbed me is that there were two dudes singing really cheesey songs while the naked girls danced. I don't think naked dancing boobies are attractive. They just aren't. I don't think boobs were made to jump up and down while they don't have a bra on.

But I loved watching the old men smile. We were the youngest people there. ANd I loved finding a pimple on one of the girls butts. That made me happy.

Anyways, after that we went to gamble a little more. I won a little money. And we crashed out.

And as soon as we got home I had to bust ass to get to Beanies for the partay!