The King and Beanie Survey

) HAVE YOU EVER BARFED ON ANYONE? DESCRIBE:
I don't think so...I have been puked on many times though...I have three kids and a puppy you know

2) Do you pee in the shower? (Dont lie)
K, so only when it is an emergency! maybe twice

3) HAVE YOU EVER GIGGLED DURING SEX
I always giggle during foreplay

4) DO YOU EVER STEAL LIBRARY BOOKS
I totally have Five little Monkeys Jumping on a Bed and I don't know how I got it!! It is from the library though!!

5) IF YOU COULD FUCK AN ALIAN WOULD YOU WNAT HIM/HER TO HAVE 3 EYES OR 1 EYE? CHOOSE
Seriously Kingy!! I am so scared of aliens. Do I have a choice, do I have to fuck an alien?? If I really had to he would have one eye and I would poke the fuck out of it and run the hell outta there!

6) IF YOU HAD TO EAT SHIT OR TOE JAM WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE
Aliens and eating shit? This is just a bad day. Someone put me out of my misery...

7) FAVORITE AEROSMITH SONG
Livin on the Edge (my eddie furlong is in the video you know)

8) What does JUANUARY remind you of?
Juan Uary...he is so hot

FEBRUARY
Too many birthdays and forced love

MARCH
Green!! I look so good in green

APRIL
I'll Stand by You: The pretenders

MAY
David Reyes and being electrocuted

JUNHE
whos that? some asian dude?

JULY
many more birthdays. beachballs and swimming

AUGUST
Summer time

SEPTEMBER
it's all about dawn baby! my grammy

OCTOBER
fall leaves, orange

NOVEMBER
turkey...blah

DECEMBER
cold, rainy, wonderful, presents, family


Favorite body part on a man
neck wrinkles


FAVORITE PART OF A WOMAN
elbows

HAVE YOU EVERS:


HAVE YOU EVER BURIED ANYTHIG
um...well both my grandmas. a fish

have you ever frenched an animal
what the fuck!!?? have you??


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CYBER STALKED
no, but i have been stalked for real

WHO WAS IT?
a dude who i fuckin hate that tried to rape me


ARE THEY STILL STALKING YOU?
no...but i will kick him in the nuts if i ever see him

HAVE YOU NOTIFIES THE AUTHORITIES?
at the time i was too young and stupid to know better


HOW BIG DO YOU THINK THE REAL SUPERMANS DICK IS
i think it is small because the dude can fly and shit. i mean really something must be lacking for him to have all that extra strength...


DO YOU THINK BRUCE WILLIS IS SEXY
yes! i love bald men

WHATS YOUR BASEBALL CAP SAY
Mrs Kiedis
Boston


DO YOU THINK FAKE TITS ARE BETTER THAN SAGGYWAGGY TITS?
hells na! i hate fake ones!! they look sooo ooogly!


WHY AINT YOU BUYING NONE OF LAURIES SHIRT
I want one! I need money! Someone place a TSG order!

DO YOU LIKE GRAVEYARDS
the old ones i do.

HAVE YOU GOT FALSE TEETH
no

WHEN YOU COUGH UP A LOOGIE, DO YOU SWALLOW IT OR SPIT IT OUT?
gag like hell, run to the bathroom, spit it out and then vomit


WHAT DO YOU CHASE YOUR CUM SWALLOWING WITH
sorry...don't do it. poor tony...have i told you i have a thing for hot liquids??


HAVE YOU EVER JUST WENT UP TO YOUR MATE AND BITCH SLAPPED THE PISS OUTA HIM/ HER
no, but i do tell tony to put his arms up so i can punch him in the gut and he lets me every time!


DO YOU SWALLOW WATER MELON SEEDS
nope, told you i am a spitter


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK AND WANTED TO RUN OFF WITH YOUR MATES FRIEND
i have never been drunk


HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED ONA WAHING MACHIN WHEN IT WAS ON SPIN?
no, is it fun?


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN CHURCH AND THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING ALL THROUGH THE SERMON/MASS/ETC
no...i am boring huh?


DID YOU CRY WHEN YOU WATCHED TITANIC
yep


WOULD YOU HAVE THROWN THE JEWEL AWAY
no...but seriously i woulda stayed my ass on the dingy!


IF YOU COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN GOING TO ONE OF LO'S PARTIES AND DISNEYLAND WHICH WOULD YOU PICK?
OMGOSH!!! Beanie!! I can't pick I really can't...K um...prolly Disneyland, but we can have a party at your motel room

HOW MUCH ARE YOU OVERDRAWN AT DA BANK
i have $40 in there right now


WHICH ROCK TRAC DO YOU MOST LIKE MAKING LOVE TO
Hmmm...I don't really like music on, I like the fan on and to hear Tony

IF A GEENIE POPPED UP, AND YOU GO THREE WISHES WHAT WOULD THEY BE? (DONT WISH FOR MORE WISHES...THATS RUDE)
1. A happy wonderful maid that will serve me and my children and love it
2. A successful shop for Tony
3. A second story on my house

DO FLEAS EVER GET IN YOUR HOUSE AND BITE YOU?
Luke totally had fleas when we brought him home!! They are gone, but they did bite me

YOU EVER BEEN IN A POOOOOOOLICE CAR
nope


DO TUCKS SET YO ASS ON FIRE?
i have never had to tuck.

FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
Searching for sea glass at the beach with Grammy

HAVE YOUEVER GOT CHOKED IN PUBLIC
Um...nope. i did choke on an apple once in my car all alone and i thought i was gonna die though

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
nope, BJs in public though

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUTSIDE NAKED
hell no! have you seen how large my ass is??

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO SOMEONE AND THEY TOP TEETH FALL DOWN AND WHAT THEY WAS SAYING WAS ALL GARBLED?
what the fuck!!?? who made this one? my guess is kingy!!


DID YOU ACK LIKE YOU DIDNT SEE OR DID YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF
i would act like i didn't see while i stuffed my laufg away with some fries


HAVE YOU EVER FARTED DURING SEX?
no...i told you i can't fart...


DID IT BLOW HIS DICK TO KINGDOM CUM?
You are so goofy!


DID HE/SHE SAY DO DAT AGAIN?
i am laughing so loud!!


DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES SUCKED?
no, i hate it...but i like a bite every now and again

DO YOU LOVE A DIDGERIDOO
no! i want one!! do you have one!!?? can you play!!??

HOW MUST DID YOU SPEND ON GROCERIES LAST TIMJE?
um today i spent $35


HAVE A DOG EVER BIT YOU?
yup

WHAT KIND OF DEODERANT DO YOU USE?
dove cucumber melon

WHY?
it smells good

I SAID WHY BITCHES!
i said it smells good mutha fucker!

IS ORAL SEX NECESSARY OR OPTIONAL?
hafta fave it

FOR YOU?
absolutley

FOR THEM?
yup!

DO YOU USE BIRTH CONTROLL?
yup

WHAT KIND?
condoms until tony got fixed

HAVE YOU EVER STEPPED OUT OF YOUR PANTIES AT THE STORE?
no, but i hate it when they roll down because your ass is too fat

IS THAT ENOUGH QUESTIONS?
no i am having fun!

TOUGH. KEEP GOING! WE'RE BORED!

DO YOU LIKE ARABIC BELLYDANCING MUSIC
nope

DO YOU LIKE TO BELLYDANCE
sure, my belly dances when i walk

I SAW AN ALIEN LAST NIGHT. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?
yes i do!!! i am so scared!! what happened!!??

DO YOU THROW POOR LITTLE DIRTY TEDDYBEARS AWAY OR WASH THEM
wash em

YOUR WALKING ALONG AND YOU COME TO A CONTAINER. WHAT IS IN IT?
chocolate chip cookies and i am on a diet and i can't freaking eat them...

YOUR WALKING ALONG AND YOU FIND A LETTER. IT'S BEEN OPENED. DO YOU READ IT? WHAT DOES IT SAY?
hell yeah! it said "hey! this is not for you! put it back! it was waiting for someone!"

ZORO OR SUPERMAN?
Clark Kent...man Dean Cain is so sexy


FLIES OR ROACHES?
flies!


CASH OR TRACEABLE DEBIT CARD
cash

USE ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE THESE THINGS:

YOURSELF
faya

YOUR MATE
fabulous

YOUR CAR
boring

YOUR COMPUTER
dead

THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE
anthony

YOUR NAKED BODY
oooooogly

YOUR CELL PHONE
cute!

YOUR ANIMAL
dog

THE PERSON YOU MOST HATE
theif

YOUR HERO
poppy

YOUR ASSHOLE
puckered



IF YOU WERE STANDED ON A DESSERT ISLAND WOH WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU
anthony kiedis...duh!

ALSO PICK THREE THINGS TO TAKE WITH YOU AS WELL
chocolate chip cookies
toilet paper
diet pepsi

DESCRIBE CHILDBIRTH IN ONE SENTANCE
I think it is the best feeling in the world!

DO YOU THINK LYSOL REALLY KILLS GERMS?
no

DONT FUCK WITH ME...DO YOU?
no! bastard!

DO YOU LOVE EVERYTHINGS A DOLLAR STORES
I love them! I go once a week!


WHAT DO YOU HUNT FOR AT YARD SALES
i am too embarassed to go to them

DRINKS ARE ON US. WHAT DO YOU ORDER?
strawberry margaritas!

WHOS YOUR BESTFRIENDS? PICK THREE.
tony, beanie, melissa


HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE ASS HOLE SONG BY ALAN JACKSON?
who the fuck is alan jackson?


DONT YOU JUST LOVE DRUMLINE?
i do love it! i watch it every time it comes on!!


DO YOU LIKE TO HEAR COLLEGE AND HIGHSCHOOL BANDS AND DRUMS GETTING DOWN
i love it when they are bad! it is so funny!


BRA OR NO BRA IN THE HOUSE
bra, always


DO YOU MASTERBATE IN THE SHOWER WITHTHE HANDHELD NOZZLE
nope


DO YOU GET MAD WHEN SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH YOU
i love it...i love getting checked out when i drive


HAVE YOU EVER FELL DOWN IN PUBLIC AND WAS EMBARRASSED?
once i fell down going down the stairs at the movie theater! it sucked...never mind the fucking chuck's incident...


HAVE YOUEVER FARTED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS
i can't fart

WHAT DID YOU DO?
stop asking me about farting! you are giving me a complex!!

WHAT DID THEY DO?
seriously??

DESCRIBE THE FEEL OF A KISS
yummy

DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MEAL.
maria's chicked enchiladas

WHATS MORE IMPORTANT LOOKS OR LAUGHTER?
laughter...unless he is anthony kiedis

WHY HAVENT YOU BOUGHT MY DAMN SHIRT YET?! STOOPID HEADS.
tell someone to place a TSG order so I can have some $$$

DON'T BUY INTO THE HYPE!
hype? about what??

ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO LATEX
nope

IN A PERFECT WORLD HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX?
three


DO YOU LIKE TO PICK YOUR NOSE?
now that i have a nose ring i always am sticking my finger up there and play with the stud

DO YOU FLICK IT OR WIPE IT
blow it


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE?
eeeew! without beans

War!!!

It all started innocently enough on Tuesday night when Beanie decided that she had found the meaning of life and send me this picture


I thought she had given me the bird so on my way to the YMCA I sent her this picture


And she couldn't think of anything better so she sent me this


Then I decided to show her my butt

IT'S MY ARM PEOPLE!!

And she showed me her penis


Then I gave up because I ran outta bright ideas and I went and sweated at the gym. But later on I sent her my famous cross eyes, but I lost em...
And she had no quick comebacks until bed time. And it is bad...I am warning you!

See I told you...I started gagging and I sent her a picture of that, which I can't find either.

And then it was quiet all day until I got bored and found this stuff in the Halloween box and sent her a couple of these
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And now my last image of Beanie for the night is this


It's on Beanie! WAR!!!!

Jack Ass!!!

"My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that." Johnny Knoxville

"I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait!" Chris Pontias

"We have rectal bleeding, another first for Jackass" Johnny Knoxville

"There's not a whole lot of ways this can go right." Johnny Knoxville

"Most actors and actresses have to learn lines. We just have to eat beans or raw cabbage to get gas so we can light a fart underwater. That's our preperation." Johnny Knoxville

I can't wait Beanie!!! It's gonna be sooo funny!!!

beanie

wanna go??

Efren

Hey!!! Sheryl sent me the link to Efren's site. He is my motivation right now for losing weight! Here is his before and after pictures...





here is his web site http://www.efrenmartinez.com/

Florida!!!

I am so excited right now!! For those of you who don't know I am a consultant for a company called Two Sisters Gourmet. I sell gourmet food (basically). And I love it! I have been selling for a little over a year now and I freaking love it...did I say that already??


Anywhoo, I keep debating if I should keep selling or not because I am running out of people to hold parties. That is my biggest challenge.

I was just talking on the phone with my Mom about quitting when Kristin called me. She had just gotten off the weekely conference call (I don't get on it because the kids are awake at that time) and she told me that they put out a challenge.

Anyone team leader who sells $3600 this month will win an all expenses paid trip to Florida for Leadership Convention!!! I wanna go!!! I really want to go because for those of us who make it there we will be doing a photo shoot that will be featured in the spring catalog!!! I need to be in the catalog!! They need a tall sexy redhead in the catalog, don't ya think??

Now, how can I convince Beanie to have a party for me?? lol

Anyways...check out my web site to see if you need anything!!
www.twosistersgourmet.com/web/dawn

Oh my gosh!! If I get in the catalog I will mail you a copy!!!

Countdown Baby!!

Theme Song

If we were all supposed to have a theme song, this would be mine...and surprise! it's not RHCP...it's Macy Gray. I looked for the video but I can't find it and i don't know if it exists...anywhoo...my mother is bi polar so is my sister. i suffer from depression, although i am thinking about taking king's advice and asking for a second opinion on meds. not because of the side effects but just because it doesn't feel like it is helping. anyways...download the song if you can find it because it's super fun and i love it...

hot like hot wings with hot chocolate in hell
cold like in my isolation cell
in the winter
while kissing mr. freeze
take the weather man
and blow him away
love is a desert and i need it to rain
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

noah's elephants are leaving the ark in eights
during the upside of my manic depressive state
crickets sing in 3 part harmony
i try to walk away
i choke and i stumble
i'm flying back so listen close when i mumble
that you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

medication is slow
and it's when it kicks in
that my mind chooses to go
my feel better begins
just when i get attached
it ends
it's insane
so i remain a psycho

1 2 3 4

cartoon figures dance in my head
i said
love is butter won't you be my bread
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

oh a psychopath

i am demented
my mind is bendin'
my brain is twisted
baby keep me company

you must be a psycho too
love is butter won't you be my bread
that's what i said
psychotic
psychosis
my manic depressive state is great
on the upside
it's the love side

love is butter won't you be my bread
did you hear what i said

Priceless...

Replacing the Granny Mobiles window- $169
Replacing my Cute Blue iPod- $199
Lost Cash- $140

Tony not getting mad at me because I left all that shit in there- Priceless

Mother Fucker!

Some asshole broke into the granny mobile last night. I hate him. I wanna kick him in the nuts. And I hate the fucking cop who acted like I was lying when I told him that I had a knock off purse in the front with $140 in it.

Sheryl gave me the $$ the other day because we are doing the Cheese and Wine Festival together and that was her half of the money. And I was going to put it in the bank today...that is alot of money for us and I feel crushed that it is gone.

I hate that I have to miss the YMCA today because my van is filled with glass.
I hate that I called the bank to let them know and there is a hold on my account already.
I hate that the fucking bank can't close your account unless you walk in. Who the fuck came up with that idea?? How am I supposed to drive in there with a car full of glass!!?? Fuckers!!

I hate that Tony is home today and he is all bummed out and stressing about calling the insurance.

Fuck that guy! And fuck him for stealing my beautiful star bag, the one that I bought because it matches my tattoo...Fuck him!

Woo Hoo!!

Today I got my first picture message from Lo's new camera phone! I love picture messages! They make me smile and this one made me giggle. I espescially love it because Robert looks completely annoyed by the fact that his sister is making him do it!

Anthony!

Beanie, you have no idea how much I love the title thingy ma jigger! I am so in love with him. And, seriously, it means a lot to me that you would actually take time out of your day to make that for me. I LOVE it!

I am not going to say that my life has been horrible. I have had a good life. My childhood was rough. No abuse, nothing like that. I grew up with my Dad and my sister with my Mom nearby. My parents seperated and my Mom got with my sisters GodFather and things were rough. There were a lot of bad things that happened and if you really want to know I will share through private emails...

Anywhoo this is why I am so in love with Anthony...

No matter how the week went my Dad would take me every Friday to the CD wherehouse. They had new CD's but the best part was the used ones! My Dad let me get one every single Friday (high shool years). My Dad rocks! Music was always a big part of our home life and he loved it. He never worried about sensorship or any of that. He taught us that it was just music, that it meant something to someone but we can't take it literally.

When I was in Jr High Under the Bridge was released. And I fell in love. True love. My Dad bought me Blood Sugar Sex Magik


This album absolutely changed me. In all of the drama that was (and is) my family. In all of the crap at school. With all of the people who could not understand me. This album saved me. I know it sounds cliche or whatever, but it is true. I would come home alone, as usual, to do the work of a mother and turn this on. I did all of the things that I was never asked to do with this music blaring in the background. It helped me to not do the things that I wanted to do. Almost like I had a friend that noone else knew or could understand.

So after this album every Friday I would obessesively search for other Red Hot Chili Peppers Albums. Mind you I could only purchase used ones, so it was hard to find them. But every Friday I would search and eventually I was able to get every one...except for Freakey Styley. I still don't have it (money issues now keep me from purchasing anything for me). I never bought any imported ones either because they were never in the used section and they were always expensive. I would get singles too, even if I had the full album already. Oh, he never let me get this one either


i think that even though he was down with music, allowing his teenage daughter to purchase this just never sat right with him. I still don't have it, nor have I even heard it...

It means a lot to me that they are still making music. They still get me through hard times. They can still fix my pain. As much as I love my husband not even he can calm me down like a car ride with my boys blaring.

So, I don't know if this makes sense to any of you...but it does to me. But maybe it helps you to understand me and my obsession a little more...

Beanie!! More Peni...

Now, I finally know why they call it a blow job...


Candy!!


What a cute ring pop...


We should wear name tags so the party lady knows who we are...


Seriously...don't you want this on the end of your check book pen??


oh...tammy won't come, she is afraid! lol

King's Quiz

WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVORITE CRAYOLA CRAYON?
Granny Apple Green

WHEN YOU COLOR IN COLOR BOOKS, DO YOU JUST COLDR OR DO YOU COLOR AND OUTLINE YOUR COLORING?
Depends on my mood...when I am feeling down I always outline and then color...

ROLAIDS OR TUMS?
Tums, but only when I am pregnant

FAVORITE MEN'S COLOGNE?
Hugo! Oh my goodness!! It makes me very excited!!

CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN OR CLOSED?
Closed...unless I hab a cold ad i cand bread

DO YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE OR COUGH?
yes when i cough, i am a weird sneezer...i plug my nose and close my mouth. it really hurts!

HOW OFTEN A DAY DO YOU REALLY WASH YOUR HANDS?
every time i use the bathroom, change a diaper, clean up dog mess...who knows probably about 20...oh don't forget before cooking...25??

WHAT YOU SEXIEST MOST FAVORITE CAR?
My man in his Bug

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER?
It is oooooooolllllldddddd!

HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE?
Does the hamster named elephant count? we ran outta food and I fed him dry oatmeal, i didn't know that they couldn't digest it. it kinda exploded him....

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO?
i don't think so...been really pissed though!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN BATTERED HUSBANDS?
yup, there are some big girls out there!

DO YOU LIKE BATTERED FRENCH FRIES?
i have never had one! is it yummy??

DO YOU EVER GET MAD AT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?
yeah, i wish i could just wash and fold laundry without 20 computer breaks!

DO CLOTHES AND TRASH PILE UP CAUSE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?
yup...don't tell

WHAT DISH DO YOU HATE COOKING THE MOST?
any dish! i hate cooking!!!

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
i have a lot...Last of the Mohicans, Never Been Kissed, Wedding Crashers, Terminator 2, Grease...I could go on and on

WHATS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE MUSIC TRAC?
Storm in A Teacup by the Red Hot Chili Peppers (please download it and turn it up!!)

DO YOU ASSOCIATE MUSIC WITH PEOPLE YOU LIKE?
depends on the people. my song would be "You are relating to a psychopath" by Macy Gray (nudder great song)

WHAT WAS PUBLIC OR PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
Public school was rough. I had one soulmate friend. But I was bigger than the other kids and homelife made it hard to do anything social with other kids...i was an outsider

WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A REAL FATHER AND MOTHER AND GRANDPA AND GRANDMA?
wow...i don't know...my dad is awesome! he raised us pretty much alone because my Mom left us. according to my dad she was diagnosed bipolar and is not treated. my mom and i are best friends now but i just have to watch myself. my grammy lived 3000 miles away but she was my favorite person on earth. summer vacations there were the best, peanut butter fudge, beach, collecting sea shells. she called me "lovie" i sure miss her. my gramps is a retired lobster man and took us out on the boat. he is really funny and used to let us put make up on him. he still drives to the donut shop once a day to sit with his fishing buddies...

DO YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD IN YOUR CAR?
yes i do...even with the kids in the car!!

DO YOU HATE GOING TO THE STORE?
the grocery store? yes. i love shopping for other stuff though...without the kids...

WHAT MAKES YOU SNEEZE?
allergies

WHAT WAS IT LIKE HAVING GIRLFRIENDS AND DUDE FRIENDS (NOT ROMANTIC) TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU?
so much fun!!! we stayed up late giggling and just being silly. prank phone calls. lotsa junk food

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN A PERSON: WHINING, CRYING, OR RAGING?
whining!!!

DO YOU WHINE?
yeah, i do...but only in a goofing way unless it is tony

HAVE YOU EVER JUST POPPED AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WAS OR HOW YOU GO THERE?
yeah, i do that alot. thankfully tony gets it and all i have to do is tell him that i am gone and he will let me go...

DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL SELF IMAGE?
i would love to feel beautiful, self confident. i would love to not get nervous going to a new place. i would love to be stronger for my children. i would love to be able to express what i want and not be so scared to go get it...

DO YOU LIKE BLONDE HAIR OR DARK HAIR ON A GUY?
dark

WHAT DOES A WATERMELON REMIND YOU OF?
who is that guy who smashes them...that's all

DO YOU SEE FACES ON FURNITURE, LIKE A RADIO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE EYES AND WHATEVER?
i always find faces! that is another reason i hate the dentist!! i always see faces in the wallpaper...every single dentist...i wish i didn't search for them

WHATS THE BEST THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HELEN?
i like that she calls it a "willy"

LAURIE AKA LO?
where to begin? she is my soul sister. the one person in the world beside tony that i think i can tell everything and she will still love me...and her name is beanie....

LACEY?
she seems to tell it like it is

TOPHEY?
he loves my beanie with everything in him.

LIL SOUTHERN GIRL?
we haven't met yet...

JULIE Q?
i dont know her either

JULIE JULIE BO BOOLIE?
i love her name!

KING?
i am kind of addicted to king. he reminds me of myself. he is a sweetiepie struggling with many internal demons. i want to fly to his hospital and rack his brain...

DAWN?
oh gosh...my hair??

RICKY?
that he loves my kingy

LOU?
lou who??

GODDAMN I HOPE I AINT LEAVING NOBODY OUT IM REGUAR WITH?

WHATS YOU FAVORITE GIRLS NAME
Ariana

FAVORITE BOYS NAME?
Scotty

FAVORITE KIND OF DAY?
Rainy

FAVORITE COSTUME?
Fairy

IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FOR A DAY WHO WOULD IT BE?
Hmmm...Anthony's girlfriend...

FAVORITE GAME?
Oh! I love games!! Monopoly, Clue (I can't be beat), Boggle, and Star Wars Lego's on Nintendo

DO YOU EVER GO BACK AND BECOME THAT LITTLE PERSON INSIDE YOU?
Tony says I do when I fall asleep still awake...

WHATS YOUR WORST DREAM?
I always have scarey terrorist kinds of dreams where my children and I are helpless

DO YOU BELLIEVE IN ALIENS?
I can't talk about this...I have a serious space phobia...YES I DO!!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED?
I hope not..

HAVE YOU EVER FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED?
Nope

AS A CHILD DID YOU LIKE OPPOSITE GENDER TOYS?
I waned to be a boy when I was a teenager...I like opposite gender toys now

DO YOU GO TO THE TOY ISLE WHEN YOU AT WALMART?
Yes I do!

FAVORITE COLOR WASH CLOTH AND TOWEL?
I like the big beach towel ones with lotsa colors!! but if i hafta pick just one it would be lime green

HARD OR SOFT HOUSE SHOES?
bare feet

WHY DONT YOU PAINT PICTURES?
i do...only for fun with the kids

WHY DONT YOU SEW?
i hate trying to get the thread in the needles

"TENNIS SHOES" FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, WITH OUR WITHOUT SOCKS?
with!! otherwise they would be stinky right!!??

DO YOU ITCH?
I itch my scratches

ARE YOU EXCESSIVELY THIRSTY?
no

DO YOU LIKE POTATOES AND IF SO HOW?
yes...in my tacos. come over i will make them for you and you will love em

WHAT THINGS DO YOU COLLECT?
disney snow globes, sea glass, and somehow i have a lot of children!

DOES IT PISS YOU OFF IF A GUY GETS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DO?
that never happens!!

HAS YOUR MAMA EVER CAUGHT YOU MASTERBATING?
nope

TELL ME ABOUT IT?

YOU EVER SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW AFTER YOUR PARENTS WENT TO BED?
nope...told ya i am boring!

WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER LAUGHED AT STONED?
um...i have never been officially stoned. but beanie and i laughed our asses off after the concert about being so hungry and eating mcdonalds twice for dinner!

YOU EVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE DATE AND THE OTHER COUPLE FUCKED?
maybe when they went home...

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WALK HOME AFTER A DATE PUT YOU OUT OF THE CAR BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED YOU TO DO IT AND YOU DIDNT WANT TO?
nope

DO YOU GOT INGROWN TOENAIL?
no! do we have to talk about toes!!???

HAS ANYONE EVER STEPPED ON IT?
i am seriously gaggin

WHAT HAPPENED?
oh god


FIGHT OR FLIGHT?
flight

IN PUBLIC WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE BELCHES?
nothing...unless it is one of my kids and i hide

FARTS?
if it is silent but deadly i get annoyed...if it is loud i laugh

HAVE YOU EVER SLIPPED AND FALLEN IN A STORE?
i don't think so

DO THOSE BELL RINGING SALVATION ARMY PEOPLE PISS YOU OFF?
at the begenning of the season i like them. they make me think about the how fun it is going to be when it is cold, cookies, presents...then about december 22 i wanna kick them in the nuts

HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO THEM AND TOLD THEM YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY?
no, i really don't have money...

DO YOU ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE BANGS ON IT LIKE THEY GONNA LOCK YO ASS UP!?
hell no! i have a couple of drunk crazy neighbors...

IF YOU COULD GET A NEW HOBBY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
um...i would like to hand make my own cards

DO YOU WRITE LONG HAND LETTERS?
yup

YOU LIKE CANDY OR FLOWERS FOR VALENTINES?
candy! chocolates!!! yummy

WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?
a kitchen aide mixer, for all of my cookies...

GRANNY PANTIES, HIGH CUT HIP OR BIKINIS?
k...granny's for that time of the month, and then the otheers...i like high cut hips and boy cut

YOU LIKE MEN IN JOCKS OR BOXER?
i like boxer briefs

WHAT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR NEXT CHILD TO BE IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE?
a nudder girl

WHAT WOULD YO NAME HIM OR HER?
aurora

DO YOU LOVE TO BE PUBLICALLY AFFECTIONATE?
to a point...no tounge

ALL DAY SPA EXPERIENCE OR ALL DAY LIMO RIDE?
spa...but i have never been...

FAVORITE CEREAL?
honey bunches of oats with almonds

MALE OR FEMALE TEDDYBEAR?
boy...i refuse to believe that there are any girl bears...only cross dressers
YOU SCARED OF MICE?

OK THATS A WRAP, YOUVE BEEN SWARHUMPLED!

KISS KING
IM GONNA BE NICE SO YOU AINT GOT TO ERASE ANSWERS.

Anal Leakage Anyone??

My friend Sherly sent this to me....it is effin funny!!

DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY
> WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.
> Reply to:
> Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM
>
> Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips,
> and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
>
> I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because
> they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
>
> The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which
> meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total.
> I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch,
> dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began
> enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what
> they dont fucking tell you...
>
> Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking
> electron microscope
>
> ...is that the primary ingredient is something
> called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin
> for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
>
> Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
>
> So today, while I'm standing in the living room
> debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get
> done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone,
> so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong.
> Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind,
> and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a
> fart wrapped in a pillow.
>
> Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat
> myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself
> sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been
> particularly attentive, it could easily have gone
> unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly
> covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the
> fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or
> gone for a drive, what then?
>
> So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe.
> before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and
> carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was
> light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle.
> You fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet
> that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute
> earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown
> marshmallow fluff.
>
> The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went
> through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get
> it all off me. So.
>
> I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had
> to be done. There I stood, water pouring down,
> cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain
> I'm clean.
>
> That was when I discovered that after using my hand
> to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand
> came back covered in some sort of transparent
> grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made
> water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very
> difficult to manage.
>
> So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
>
> You fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well,
> and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water
> to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get
> it to the point where I could use it again. It took
> me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker.
> I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right
> now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit
> again.
>
> Fucking Pringle bastards.
>
> This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came
> from. its real. Fuck Pringles.
>
>
>
> Original URL:
> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html
>

How about these beanie...

and i love party poppers!!

More Giggles

I think that all of the people who were at the YMCA today think that I am nuts! It is hereditary and all so I might just be. I am on prozac...maybe I should wear a sign??

So in case you hadn't already noticed my whole week has been about the Y. And that is a good thing because I want to be sexy!

I bring my iPod with me when I work out in the gym because they tend to play old people music and I would rather stab myself in the eye with a sharp stick than listen to that. I went to iTunes and downloaded some free podcasts from a morning radio show that I used to listen to when I lived in the Bay Area.

They are called Elvis and JV and they are now in New York on Free FM. And let me tell you they are fucking hysterical! There is a bit on there called Cowboy Bill (or Bob) and I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud! But I couldn't help it! I am walking on the treadmill cracking up! And the old people were looking at me like I am nuts.

All I could do was look at the people and then point to my ears and say "Funny! It's so funny!"

Who cares!? Giggling feels good! They should giggle more!

5 Goofy Things About Me...

1. I HATE FEET!!! No joke, I really really do. Poor Tony I won't rub his or anything. One time he had a splinter in his foot and I had to help him and I kept gagging and running to the bathroom to try to vomit. Our first Christmas together I bought him a foot massager so he could do it his damn self...If you don't trim your toe nails or if they are yellowing trim and paint that shit before you come near me!

2. I am super scared of the dark. I am afraid to get up to pee in the night because I am convinced that there is an alligator under my bed that is going to get my feet.

3. I fall asleep while I am wide awake. According to Tony and everyone else I will be talking to them and having a full on conversation. My eyes are open and I am completely aware, but my voice changes. I can't drive alone after 9 because of this. I don't really believe them...but I guess a few months back I had to drive home alone and I was hungry so I stopped into burger king (asleep) and I ordered 2 bacon cheeseburger meals (i hate bacon) and the dude behind the counter asked for my phone number and I gave him Melissa's!!! Thank God he didn't call her!! She would have killed me. Be afraid!!

4. I hate spiders! I know that is probably normal but I always make Tony squish them. The weird thing is that I will not let him flush the dead ones down the toilet! I am afraid that if he flushes them that they will come back to life and get me (revenge is a bitch you know).

5. I had my first alcoholic drink at 28 years old. A strawberry margarita and it was yummy and now i crave margaritas! I have never smoked anything at all and I don't think that I have ever been drunk. I am probably the most boring person that you will ever meet in your entire life.

The Luccky Life

The Luccky Life

is there a way for us to make a list of blogs?? so i don't have to keep searching for my tam a lam a ding dong??

Happy Tony!!

I just wanted to let you all know that my Tune Up Tony is happy again.

I seriously think he needs to be on anti deppressants or something. I am, and I have been for awhile now as we have some issues in our family and it is all hereditary. Not to mention that things follow you as you grow...anywhoo....

He goes through mood swings! And the good ones last for a long time and then he has 3 or 4 days of grumpiness...

But my Tony is back! He is giggling with me! That is what I love about him! He giggles in bed with me...Not to mention that each and every time he comes home from anywhere the kids stop what they are doing to run to the door for a hug. Ariana knows when it is her Daddy opening the door, she can sense him coming home.

He also gives the kids their baths, every single time. And when I offer he tells me to have a rest because I have been with them all day. We have three children and he does bath's for all three just so that I can have a break!

Tonight he took the boys to soccer practice while I went to the Farmer's Market to visit with my Mom. They did not get home til 8 and then he had to leave again to do a side job. He got back home at 10 and we laid here in bed watching Flava Flav!

I love my Deanda....

Granny's and Pilates...

First I have to say, that I wish I was a better writer! I love reading Kings and Beanie's blogs. You guys are awesome writers!! K...

So I got up this morning and I was still sore! No joke! And to add onto the sore abs my thighs and arms are sore from the weight lifting class!! But I can not even tell you how good it is for me to be this sore. I need it. I am tired of feeling tired and ugly. I want to feel refreshed and beautiful. I want to be confident in my skin and right now I am not at all. I feel so ugly...

So I got Tony and Scooter off with lotsa hugs and kisses! And the babies were already dumping their breakfast out and I decided that it was time to get outta here! So I looked at my YMCA schedule and decided that the warm pool water would probably help me loosen up before Pilates so I put on my swim trunks and got the kids out the door about 5 minutes before the Sunrisercise swim class started.

I dropped the kids off at the Y's childcare and ran into the locker room to drop off my stuff and headed into class 15 minutes late. Mind you, I have never done this class before. So I was shocked to find the pool full of fluffy grandmas!! And they were so happy to see me! They were like "Come in! Come in!" they were beaming and bright eyed dancing in the water to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!"

So what the hell! I jumped right in and joined in like I had done it before. I had to take my glasses off though and I am effin blind without them. I think that the instructor was checking me out because every time I looked over he was looking at me, but since I am blind I couldn't make out the look he might have been thinking "Damn that is a sexy tall red head!" or "What the fuck is this chick doing here?" or maybe "How much plastic surgery has this grandma had to make her look 20??"

Then since I couldn't see I kept having to watch the Grandma next to me! And she loved it! She kept telling me that the instructor did not have a clue and to just do what she did and she kept telling me that I was doing it wrong and showing me the right way to do it. She was adorable and I love her.

The music was fun! It was 80s stuff. Like Wham and stuff and I started singing because I like to sing (even if I can't) and they started to sing with me. And then they started dancing and stuff! It was so much fun!!

We had to jog in a circle. It was fun in the water. Jogging in water rocks! So we did about 10 laps one way and the dude told us to switch directions. This is when I sealed my fate as the dumb young girl...when we turned around I couldn't move!! Seriously! All the grandma's could push through the water, but I couldn't!! The current was so strong that it carried me backwards and I screamed! And the grandma's laughed and laughed and so did I.

When the class was over they all wanted to make sure that I was coming back on Friday. I told them I would...and I will. It was fun! Have I said that it was fun enough??

On to Pilates. I didn't want to do it. I really didn't. I am so sore. So I kinda did it as much as I could. But I am so the bad student. I had the whole back row giggling! Even the lady who is a Modesto Police Officer. I couldn't help it! Sheryl and I were both so sore that we were giggling...at one point I watched Sheryl try to sit up and her whole body shook and quivered! It was so funny!!

But the most important thing about Pilates today...there was a big girl in there...big. And she did as much as she could and I am proud of her. But when the class ended the gay guy turns to her and introduces himself as "Efran" and he told her that he used to be 255 pounds! And let me tell you...he looks hawt now! Very buffed and sexy. And I weigh 255 pounds! So on Friday if he is there I am going to have my picture taken with him so that you can see and he is going to be my inspiration! I am going to be Efran's sexy mamma by this time next year!

Life Update

This is all about me. Warning...I love my babies...but! I am going to whine a minute...

Before kids I knew what I wanted to do with life. I wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. And I wanted that for as long as I can remember. And I was going to a junior college because I was never really pushed as far as school went. I got pregnant with Scotty but thanks to some wonderful teachers I was able to graduate right after I had him. So I have an AA in Childhood Development.

My plan was to go back to school as soon as Scotty started Kindergarten. Then came David. And the "I am going to go to school as soon as David starts school!" and then came Ariana....

So now I am thinking. Hell at this rate if I take one class a semester I might be a effin graduate before she makes it to school! I know that is not possible, but I need something for me.

So tonight I applied online to the local junior college. I have a couple of transfer classes that I need to take and I want to sit down with a counsler to find out what I need to do to get to the University.

I have decided that I don't want to teach anything...EVER AGAIN! I did preschool and it was fun for awhile. And then I hated it. You can ask me why and we can go there but then some people might get upset and send me nasty emails....Not to mention that I have my own three children and I don't really want to have 30 more all at one time!

One of the things that I found while I was taking my college courses was that I LOVE psychology! It really clicked and opened up something in me. So I am really thinking that I would like to be involved in that field, gearing more towards children. I have a true passion for children's rights and things of that nature so I want to talk to a counseler to find out what I need to do. Maybe, even social work. I am not sure...

Anywhoo, I am actually really excited about that and I thought I would share.

ps...Kingy, I found an Anthony penis pic but I don't wanna get flagged!! what do i do??? lol

Pilates...

Please be proud of me. Beam with excitement and happiness for me. I did it...

On Monday I got up and got dressed into some really ugly sweats and a T-Shirt. I hate sweats, I do...I am not one of those people who can stay in jammies all day. I have to get up and get dressed and I feel lazy if I am in sweats and a T-Shirt.

I met Sheryl and the YMCA and we were both giggling and nervous about being the only "Fluffy" girls in class. Seriously they were all (no offense) skinny bitches. And then we got even more nervous when we noticed that they were all bare footed!!?? Seriously there should be a warning for people who hate feet! Just all wrong! So I kept my socks on because I don't want to share my feet and I certainely do not want my bare feet touching the floor of the YMCA.

Anywhoo, we get our mats and sit down and giggle some more. And in walks the instructor, Patty! I was happy that it was Patty because I know her and I love her accent. She is a little lady and she is from Chile and she has an awesome accent and she is older, kind of a sexy Grandma.

Then all of a sudden it turned nuts! Seriously, you must take a Pilates class at least once so that you know what I am talking about! We layed down and we started doing pelvic thrusts and she kept yelling at us to breath in and out and I had to look away from the old lady because I kept thinking "Oh my Gosh! It's old lady porn!" And I couldn't hold my giggles in and that made Sheryl giggle. I can't help it, I am a giggler!

So about 10 minutes in the class I was thrilled when the gay guy came in. Gay men are fabulous. I so need a gay shopping partner because they dress so good. He had on his green workout spandexy top and some black workout shorts that were folded just so. And he had on green workout bands on his wrists and head. He looked fabulous. When he put his mat next to mine I almost had a panic attack though because I was thinking that he might take his socks off. And I really hate men feet!! Thankfully he didn't thought. Oh...he had fake tattoos on his arm too. I said I was thrilled because he put his mat next to mine and it blocked my view of the old porn lady...

After about 10 minutes I hated him though and I called him a show off because he was wonderful at Pilates. When I was dying from sit ups he kept on going after we had all stopped. I hate him and his stupid six pack....

But I did it. I did pilates and I did not see what the big deal was because I was not sweaty. I was sore but not sweaty. But I woke up in the middle of the night in sooooo much pain! I can hardly sit down today because my abs are so sore. That is why I say you must try pilates! I am going to do it every MWF...I swear.

I did not eat any sugar yesterday. Be prouder...
I went to another class today called Group Power. And I hated it because I am so sore from yesterday. But I did it. Giggling with Sheryl who could not walk right from being so sore. Oh, and I rode the weird bike for 20 minutes too...

I will let you all know when I drop a pants size.

Good!

Uncles are Good!


Girls are Good!


Dad's are Good!


Swords are Good!


Birthday's are Good!


Grandpoppy's are Good!


Family and Fireworks are Good!


Cupcakes are Good!


Rollercoasters are Good!!


Cake is Good!


Friends are Good!


But Anthony...Anthony is Great!!

What is Going on??

My husband and I are always happy. We don't fight...well not ever. I mean we have little spats and once in awhile something bigger. But we are stupid together and goofy and we are just super happy all the time.

But today he is being a butt and I wanna smack him in his big ol nose. I asked him if he had a 7 year itch and he said "Yes and I really need you to scratch it!" He was reffering to his nuts...I love him.

I don't know what his deal is today. He is tired. He is sore. He needs more caffeine. Blah Blah Blah...I want to see him smile before the day is over. He is sitting at the table doing bills and I keep staring at him. You know the kind that burns your neck and he is not looking up. A little while ago he actually got up and came over to me to kiss the dog! But not me. He would rather kiss the dog today! The dog, who licks his own ass!!!

Oh well...I guess that we all have bad days right? Maybe this is just Tony's oooogly day...

Dog Update

So The Dog and my Leland are set free!! I love that...but I have to vent...They were released on bail (300,000 for Dog and 100,000 for both Leland and Tim). That is understandable. But what I think is ridiculous is that Dog has to wear a monitoring bracelet.

Seriously, What the FUCK!!?? Even if he does run who in the fuck is going to miss this guy??


Am I the only person who thinks that is just plain stupid?

Beanie is turning me into a celebrity gossiper. I looked (and found) the vagina. And it was effin ooogly!!

My Beanie!!

Good Luck Tomorrow!!! I will be thinking about you!! And tell Tophey that he must call me to give me the update on my Beanie Buggie. Just think, while you are completely passed out on some wonderful drugs I will be sweating my ass off at Pilates (sheryl is making me go) and then I am going to go buy healthy foods (oh yay!). No more bean dip and enchiladas for this girl.

Kingy, how are you feeling? Need a hug?? How about a kiss!?

Here is a kiss for my Beanie and her King...

Puppy Love...

We recently brought home a new baby. To be honest he was a birthday present for my Scooter Buggie. He has been begging for a dog FOREVER! And unfortunately both David and I are allergic to pits as well as boxers (which are my second and third favorite kinds of dog) and I can't fit a Great Dane in my house (my first fave). So we figured a little rat dog would not be too hairy and he would fit in our already much too crowded little house. And it was just perfect that one of our neighbor's dogs had a little accident. So for Scotty's birthday we purchased the puppy...and he had just been born so Scotty was able to watch him grow from just three weeks old!!
Here they are on Scotty's birthday


And we finally got to bring him home when he was 8 weeks old...



Ariana is completely obsessed with him. And will not leave me alone. She reminds me of Darla from Nemo...she just wants to love him and cuddle him! But he has no idea what the hell she is trying to do when she grabs him by the neck or ears...
Please Compare

She really does love him though


And David loves him too. He calls him the baby. And he shares his blankie with him (that is a huge deal)! And don't tell Scott but I think that David is his favorite because he is always sleeping right next to David's bed (he can't jump up yet).


And know what is awesome!!?? Thanks to Luke I am family now with one of my bestest friends Sheryl! Her husband Elmee just bought her Luke's brother for her birthday!! Here is a picture of Sheryl, Elmer, Maddie and Jack!


And here are the brothers

Poor Jack. Something is really wrong with my Luke because he kept trying to hump his brother...and Jacks bear...and Elmee's leg. And funny thing is that he hasn't humped anything since that night! What did you do to Luke, Elmer!!??

And the puppy fun does not end there! The other day Ariana came in from the back yard saying
"Doggie, doggie doggie" and I was like "Yup, Luke is outside."
Then David went out and said "Oooooh that's a big dog!" and I said "Luke is a baby, he is not big." and David said "Well he is a big dog."
Then I heard Lukey barking. So I got up to see what was going on and this is what I saw


Our neighbors dog broke down our brokendown fence to come over and play!

I thought it was cute and funny...until I heard another bark. So I opened the pool fence while Scotty and David screamed
"Don't go in there Mom!!! That Dog is huge!!!" and I was giggling because it was funny to me. And then I saw what they were talking about

Him and his two big roomies were sticking their head through the fence to come over and play too. Thank God that they were too big to get through and I wish that I could have had a picture of all three heads sticking through the fence but my camera wouldn't work quick enough...

My wonderful Stepdad came over to save us and fixed the fence. Thanks Donald!
Anywhoo, all is good in puppyville now!